Creepy Crawly!

Today, the biggest spider I have seen in my life decided to come to 4th grade music class. Here is a written re-enactment of the scene:

Student: Um, Mrs. Lillie? There's a spider!

Mrs. Lillie: Where? scream, runs to back of the room

All students: I'll kill it! I can do it!

the P.E. teacher walks by the music room

Mrs. Lillie: MR. LOMAX!!! COME BACK!

speech therapist hears my screams, opens the door

Speech therapist: What's wrong? Oh my gosh! That spider is huge! Mr. Lomax come back!

a paraeducator walks by, looks as the spider, and stomps it. She leaves.

Mrs. Lillie: (thinking, What do I do now? I don't want to touch it, even in a kleenex!) Okay kids, tell me more about the jazz museum... (takes 10+ kleenexes out of the box)

Student: Well, we saw Ella Fitzgerald's dress...

Mrs. Lillie: (picks up the spider with all 10 kleenexes) Aaaauuuuugh!!!! (as she runs across the room with 10+ kleenexes and dead spider in hand and flings it into the trash can)

All students: rolling on the floor laughing at the crazy, spider fearing music teacher